you know lately there has been a rash of obvious stating going on around here. like "if you take the shred bin key, you should put the shred bin key back where you got it...instead of throwing it out in the parking lot." (really) "if you dont work here anymore, we stop paying you." (unless you are milton in office space) if you get yourself fired from your job, and don't pay your Cobra, you don't have health insurance when you break your ankle falling down the stairs when you are drunk, which is why we fired you in the first place, since you didnt show up to work for a week cause you were on a bender" (really)
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