1. I'm not irish...
that being said, I invariably get into an arguement wherever I am on St. Patrick's Day. The discussion goes like this:
"Why aren't you wearing Green?"
"I'm not Irish."
"But everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day!" (even though he was neither Irish, or a Saint, or named Patrick)
"No, they aren't. Is everyone Black on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?"
so wear pink today or black or anything but green. I don't drink, I don't drink Green beer, and I am NOT irish.