Here is why:
I am sunburned.
I am sick with some sort of allergy/summer cold/sinus infection thing.
I have had to sleep on the couch for the past week.
1. our bed is so old if you breathe deep it makes squeeky noises.
2. i am sick with allergies which makes me breathe all wacky so I am keeping dale awake and not sleeping well.
3. I am sunburned and the couch is softer and there is no chance of some hubby rolling into me and making me wake up yelling ;)
I am sick of sleeping on the couch.
I can not breathe.
My throat is sore.
My kids are sick.
My kids are sunburned.
My kids are thus cranky and crabby.
I have no voice with which to do much of anything with...so my kids can't hear me talk.
The cat refuses to stop:
Puking on my floor and Pooping right outside of, but not in, her litter box.
My elbow is itchy for no known reason.
True Blood's season 4 premiere is like 3 weeks away, that is just way to long to wait.
My house never seems to stay clean.
and I am sunburned and sick, did I mention that?
I feel much better now that I have bitched and moaned.