One Donkey out of Many

I am but one donkey amongst the millions.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

i have been living in filth which was heretofore unimaginable. today i went to kohls and bought a vaccum. Now we have 2 vac's in the house already the in house one (aka in the walls) which sucks for shit and the only way it will ever get better is if i spend a few grand to replace it (no thanks) and a rinky dinky yellow one which was like 40 bucks at target which works OK but is nothing special and has no attachments (so i can never really vac the stairs).

today i got a nice bissel hepa filter with a host of dodads and attachments for around 80 bucks (reg 130, on sale 99 + 15% off coupon). it cleans so well and sucks so strong that if you remember a few years ago when the girls decided to redecorate their room with dirt from their plant and i THOUGHT i cleaned the carpet of all the dirt; this vac actually stained the carpet anew by picking up the dirt my vacs could not from the carpet. each room filled up the extra large capacity dirt cup at least 2x...i moved all the beds, furnature, did the baseboards and now I am sitting here in misery from dust allergies with a GARBAGE BAG full of crap from my carpets. i was living with a full kitchen garbage bag of dirt on my floors.

my shitty bedroom carpet now actually appears to be nice carpet, because i have been able to clean my fucking carpet.

i love you my bissel model 3940 cyclone momentum vac, marry me.Mail me!
Posted by Darlin at 1:13 PM
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